♥ Princessa's Royal Diary ♥ - Royalty has never been so PINK!

我的老公去鬼混了！太过分了，他竟然真的不带我一起去！其实说真的是我叫他自己去的，不可以全说是他不对... ("Wo de lao gong qu gui hun le"! That's too much, he actually went without me! But to be frank, I was the one that told him to go himself, so can't really blame him...)

Contradicting right? Anyway, I'm not that petty. I just don’t like the idea of him drowning himself in alcohol, while I rot at home doing assignments. Not that I’d be fine with the idea of him drowning himself in alcohol while I’m around… Still, he’s already there, what can I do other than wait for him to come home?

Seriously, I have nothing against David or Sherlin. Most of the time I like annoying him. To me, he’s the kind of annoying elder brother that I fortunately do not have. However, when it comes to drinking, I simply HATE him!

Whenever there’s a drinking session, he becomes the “thousand year old demon”, Davimonic. Along with his faithful minion, the “pathetic young spirit”, Sherliduser, he is able to carry out his evil plot in maintaining his youth. Together, they constantly try to capture poor pathetic souls like my dear, Xiao Ping Er, and drown them in their "youth and wealth sucking liquid", camouflaged as "alcohol" (usually Tiger, Martell or Hennessy).

The moment you get tricked into drowning yourself in this so-called, “alcohol” (which is in fact, "youth and life draining liquid"), you’d never be able to get free. You become helpless, and the evil demon, Davimonic, consumes your pathetic soul.

Now you know how he manages to look 20+ when in fact, he is a withered old man, striving to even be able to catch his breath.

Still, I do not pity these pathetic souls. I have tried to save these pathetic souls before, but they refuse my help. They deserve being drained of their youth and wealth. Fools should not be pitied!