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It's hard to imagine. The star of the reality TV show "The Simple Life", Paris Hilton, has been sentenced to 45 days in jail!

Okay, so it isn't that hard to imagine. I mean looking at the photo below. Imaginations aren't even necessary, it's already a fact.

Tsk. How can a star withstand such torture? I mean it's JAIL and it's not a "reality program", it's literally reality.

A judge sentenced a shocked and tearful Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail on Friday, ruling that the hotel heiress violated her probation for a previous traffic offense by knowingly driving without a valid license.

- How "sway" can you get? Seriously.

Hilton wept and her mother, Kathy, yelled at the prosecutor, "You're pathetic," as the packed courtroom cleared.

- Seriously, who's the pathetic one? The defendant, Paris Hilton, or the prosecutor, "what's his name"?

Taking the witness stand ... testified that she was unaware her driving privileges had been completely suspended at the time police stopped her and impounded her car on February 27.

- Hmm... She might be telling the truth. After all, it's kinda a "known thing" that blonds are somewhat bim*os, and bim*os aren't that bright...

Hilton said her publicist, Elliot Mintz, had told her she was permitted to drive for work-related reasons after the first 30 days of her license suspension late last November, and that she relied on what he had said.
But the judge said he did not believe Hilton, pointing to a notice she had received from a police officer, and had signed, during another traffic stop in January.

- Doesn't everyone want to push the blame when "bad things" happen.

"I did what I was told. I would never drive just because I want to. I follow the law and I respect the law. From now on I want to pay complete attention to everything," she said. "I just want to say I'm sorry."

- Sigh. It's time to brush up on your acting skills, Hilton. Or were you in denial?