Let me introduce you to... Erm... Let's just call him, TT (I'm not to disclose his identity).
TT has some flaws he seriously needs to work on. For example:
1. Mind of a 10 year old
Sadly, I have no idea how to help him with this. Some people are just not very bright.
2. Face of a 30 year old
Well, this can be solved. Since it is too late to do anything else. Probably he could try plastic surgery?
Plastic surgery is a medical specialty that uses a number of surgical and nonsurgical techniques to change the appearance and function of a person's body. Plastic surgery procedures include both cosmetic enhancements as well as functionally reconstructive operations. In the former case, where aesthetics are considered more important than functionality, plastic surgery is sometimes referred to as cosmetic surgery. Most procedures involve both aesthetic and functional elements.
3. Figure of a 40 year old
Technology is so advance nowadays. Since you can do plastic surgery, you can also... Do liposuction perhaps?
Liposuction, also known as lipoplasty ("fat modeling"), liposculpture or suction lipectomy ("suction-assisted fat removal") is a cosmetic surgery operation that removes fat from many different sites on the human body. Areas affected can range from the abdomen, thighs, buttocks, to the neck, backs of the arms and elsewhere. The fat is usually removed via a cannula (a hollow tube) and aspirator (a suction device).
After that he can go for an abdominoplasty (better known as tummy tuck).
Abdominoplasty, also known as tummy tuck is a cosmetic surgery procedure used to make the abdomen more firm. The American Heritage Stedman's Medical Dictionary defines abdominoplasty as "Plastic surgery of the abdomen in which excess fatty tissue and skin are removed, usually for cosmetic purposes." The surgery involves the removal of excess skin and fat from the middle and lower abdomen in order to tighten the muscle and fascia of the abdominal wall. This type of surgery is usually sought by women with loose tissues after pregnancy or individuals with sagging after major weight loss.
And maybe breast augmentation?
Nah... He's is huge enough, don't have to enlarge any further. ;x
Beauty (Spa & Facial):

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August 23, 2007 - 10:53pm
mean with a capital M
August 23, 2007 - 10:41pm
i don't. who the hell?
August 17, 2007 - 8:45am
we all know who you're talking about!
August 17, 2007 - 8:34am
lol breast augmentation!
August 17, 2007 - 8:22am
i know who you're referring to!
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