Another not so flattering photo of, yours truly, Derek aka my Teddybear!

He wants to kill me for putting something so 'not pretty' up. But still...

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

And since I am the rightful beholder. This is 'beauty' in my eyes. *Giggle*

Anyhow.

You've probably read the first 5 reasons,

'My boyfriend is GAY?'

in my previous entry right?

Here's the other 5 reasons:

6. He has a REGULAR HAIR DRESSER.

I don't even have a regular hair dresser.

7. He never goes out on a SUNNY DAY.

If he does, he'd use sun block. Talk about extreme vain-ness. Either that or he's a vampire.

8. He loves to ROLLS HIS EYES.

Okay. That is sooo wrong. I don't even roll my eyes. It's so... You know... Yeah.

9. He watches ELLEN.

What the hell is Ellen? According to him, she has her own TV show and is apparently THE MOST powerful TV personality even ahead of Oprah.

10. He is an active GOSSIP MONGER in the office.

Gossiping is like a female's birth right. Sigh. The men nowadays. Of all things to compete with women they have to compete in terms of gossiping. Geez!

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