♥ Princessa's Royal Diary ♥ - Royalty has never been so PINK!

In this era its all about security. Even marriages we pitch a price before signing the papers.

Insurance, health plans, so on and so forth. With pollution clouding the atmosphere, insurance is one thing we cannot live without (or so they say). Who know when one will require the coverage. Who knows when one gets hit by a incurable or require long term medication type of illness.

We can only wish that things are for the better but what if it's for the worst?

But that's not the story here today. It involves coverage no doubt but with an interesting twist.

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."