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Who calls someone to wait for the person to speak first? What are you, some psycho? Hello... YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CALLED!

I really DON'T GET IT! Seriously, why the hell would you do something like that? Why? Does it even make any sense? Because you "miss my voice"? Who says that? Even if that's true, it still doesn't make sense to wait for the person to speak first, when you called. If I didn't have caller ID, I might seriously think you're some psycho stalker or something.

Another thing, if it's not convenient for you to speak freely when you call, THEN DON'T FUCKING CALL! Why the hell would someone call when it's not convenient? OMG are you like retarded?

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I am NOT a mind reader. It's pretty clear really. I mean, if I'm like a mind reader, I'd be rich. Think about it.

Seriously, even if I'm like the most observant person in the world, I can't really observe facial expressions, body language or whatsoever over a god damn PHONE!

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I CANNOT STAND THE "I am in the office", "I'm with my friends" tone. I get it. When I call and you do that fine, I get it. But when you call and you do that? WHAT THE HELL?!

DO NOT TELL ME YOU MISS MY VOICE! Really DON'T you dare! That's like the worst excuse ever. And, I don't even believe you. Not the slightest.

"Like that also angry, aiyo"

"AIYO" MY ASS! Do you ever take my words seriously?

I mentioned before if I hang up the call without even answer it, I'm not ready to have a conversation. But nooo... you call and call and call. Like those "lian hun paging" kinda of freak.

Fine, you're a moron and don't get I'm pissed, I pick up. But guess what? When I do pick up, you do it again! You actually have the cheek to wait for me to speak first.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THAT IS?

I already said "yeah", start speaking. I have no fucking idea what the purpose of your call is to start the conversation.

The pain I'm suffering is pretty much unbearable as it is. It's sooo painful I can't sleep, I can't move around... basically there's a lot I can't do. Even going to see the doctor. Unfortunately, no one gives the shit enough about me to help me there. Plus, I got to pick up wardrobe tomorrow so I can't actually get an injection or whatever to ease the god fucking pain. But no... all this isn't important at all. Your FRIEND's birthday party at Sentosa is sooo much more important.

Oh wait, you probably don't even remember I mention how much it hurts. It's fine. Everything is fine. I don't mind, really. It's okay that you don't offer to bring me to see the doctor. It's okay you're going for your friend's party. Why shouldn't it be okay? It's your friend, they are all sooo important. So very very important.

I AM FINE WITH THAT. Come to think of it, I'm fine with a lot of things. Do you want to know? Well, you'll need access to my "Secret Diary" to find out.

No, seriously, the whole birthday party thing is fine. I brought it up due to frustration. But the whole call thingie really sucks.

How absolutely sweet of you to think of calling me when you're not convenient to speak. I feel so touched by your MORONIC ACTS.

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Let's just pretend nothing happened and move on. It's not like you're going to do anything about it and clearly I won't bring it up unless you do.